I am no good boyfriend material
Uneducated and saying the wrong words
But still you seem to want me, I am shocked

An ego big like the Atlantic
A brain smaller than a mouse’s
But you see something good in me that I don’t

You must be on drugs or something
I can’t believe you can stand my stupidity
You feel sorry for me, you wanna take care of me
I’m getting worse

I got a bad memory
I forget all the things I wanna say to you
How often do I say, I love you
Oh never

What can you do to rearrange me?
Teach me and change me
Brainwash me and normalize me
I’m prepared

You must be on drugs or something
I can’t believe you can stand my stupidity
You feel sorry for me, you wanna take care of me
You must be on drugs or something
I can’t believe you can stand my stupidity
You feel sorry for me, you wanna take care of me
It’s getting worse

I’m so fed up with you
But I say nothing, say nothing

You must be on drugs or something
I can’t believe you can stand my stupidity
You feel sorry for me, you wanna take care of me
You must be on drugs or something
I can’t believe you can stand my stupidity
You feel sorry for me, you wanna take care of me
It’s getting worse

I’m so fed up with you
But you don’t know it, don’t know it