Got a new job at a radio station

But that won't help you at all

40,000 watts of maximum rock

But that won't help you at all

You think you've got everything but I've got news for you

You're gonna be the one who's sorry



You got a new girlfriend, a bitchin' new girlfriend

But she won't help you at all

Certified with the scene, she's a local rock queen

But that won't help you at all

You think that you've got it made but you've made one mistake

You're gonna be the one who's sorry



The free paper calls you a local celebrity

But that won't help you at all

You're such a big big deal you get in the clubs for free

But that won't help you at all

You think you've got everything but I've got news for you

You're gonna be the one who's sorry