Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 19:23:16 -0500 (EST)
From: NerfWeezer 
Subject: TAB: 'Nosering Girl' by 'Nerf Herder'

Artist: Nerf Herder
Album:  Nerf Herder
Song:   Nosering Girl
Transcribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.com


remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion on nearly the
whole kick ass album.  if you have any corrections or comments be
sure to mail me (except of course punctuation and caps).  thanks!



~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
>/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)


____________________________________________________________

(tuning: standard)


(played simultaneously through song except chorus)

(bass plays)
D-----------2---2---2---2---6--
A---3--3-----------------------
E------------------------------

(while guitar plays)
D-----------------------------
A--------3----3---3---3---3---
E-----------------------------

(after 2X)
oh

(after 4X)
D---------------------------8-8-8-8-7-7-7\5--5/7\5\3
A---5\3~--3/5--5/7--7\5\3---------------------------
E---------------------------------------------------


(verse 1)
i  i met a girl  she was standing on the dance floor

of the club  she was  a very very pretty girl

so i went up and talked to her  and when you share

your thoughts with soooomeone  you feel close to theeem


(chorus)
          C  F     C      F
nosering girl  i love you
          C  F    C                     F
nosering girl  i want you i want you i want you
          C  F     C      F
nosering girl  i love you
          C  F    C                     F
nosering girl  i want you i want you i want you


(verse 2)
yeah she had  pretty hair  and  beutiful eyes and a

dalmation jacket  (dalmation jacket)

and she was the kind of girl who you would give up

eating meat for  no more salami  no more  steak or potatoes

yeah you would walk on down to the health food store

and buy humace  and taboolie  and babaganousch

and rice cakes  rice cakes  rice cakes


(chorus)
          C  F     C      F
nosering girl  i love you
          C  F    C                     F
nosering girl  i want you i want you i want you
          C  F     C      F
nosering girl  i love you
          C  F    C                     F
nosering girl  i want you i want you i want you


(verse 3)
as it turns out  she was the cousin

of the ex-girlfriend of my good friend steve

my very good friend steve  but she didnt like me

she said i was a drunkard  an alchoholic

a weirdo  a freak!  a freak?
         Cm  Bm D
nosering


(chorus)
          C  F     C      F
nosering girl  i love you
          C  F   C                     F
nosering girl  i want you i want you i want you
          C  F     C      F
nosering girl  i love you
          C  F    C                     F
nosering girl  i want you i want you i want you
              C                     F
i want you i want you i want you i want you
              C                     F
i want you i want you i want you i want you
              C                     F
i want you i want you i want you i want you
              C                     F
i want you i want you i want you i want you
                       C
                  i want you

                     yeah

        were warmin up  were warmin up