Girl sometimes you're hungry, 

You want something to eat 

You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat 

You don't want no pastrami, 

And no corned beef on rye 

Girl there's only one kind of sandwich that's really gonna satisfy 



chorus: 

Love sandwich 

Love sandwich, uh huh 

Love sandwich 

Love sandwich, uh huh 



This ain't the kind of snack 

That you get from your mommy 

Your mommy ain't never seen such a whole lot of salami 

Girl I'm gonna take you on a superfantastic trip 

Cuz, baby you haven't had nothing til you've had my miracle whip 



(chorus) 



Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three 

And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the video 

Yeah you, and me, and Steve makes three 

And Dave has got the video, Dave has got the 

Yeah you, and Steve, and Bernie makes three 

And Fernando and Mr. Belvedere in the hot tub, yeah! 



Girl sometimes you're hungry, 

You want something to eat 

You don't want no little salad yes you want a lot of meat 

Let me tell you 'bout 

The funky love sandwich 

Me and Steve are the bread 

And you're the meat, bitch! 



(chorus) 



Love sandwich, uh huh uh huh uh huh (4x)