I would hire the A-Team

And I'd crash the General Lee

I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise

And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you

I'd do anything for you

Just about anything for you

I'd do anything for you, for you



I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu

I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose

I'd catch Pac-Man fever too

I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you

I'd do anything for you

Just about anything for you

I'd do anything for you, for you



And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right

And I'd sweat to the oldies all night

I'd be depressed like Morrissey

And slayed by Buffy every week

I would do anything for you



I would fight the Karate Kid

And I would get arrested on CHiPs

And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo

And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you

I'd do anything for you

Just about anything for you

I'd do anything for you, for you