Met a girl at the movies

She was so beautiful

She was the one for me

So I asked her if I could call her at home

She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"

So I followed her into the theater

And found a seat that was right behind her

Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater

then I touched myself



Feeling bad about myself again

Feeling bad oh yeah

Feeling bad about myself again today



At the school, at the rock show

At the rollercade, everywhere I go

People are smiling

It's always been the same

They're wearin' groovy clothes

Check me out I'm lame

Paid for a membership down at the local gym

Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped

Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins

But I still look like Phil Collins



Feeling bad about myself again

Feeling bad oh yeah

Feeling bad about myself again today

oh yeah



We were in Disneyland

We were up on the Matterhorn

You were sitting between my legs

Your buttocks were soft and warm

You reached around

And together we made love

But that was just a dream.

Just a dream.

Just a crazy dream. 



OOH!



Feeling bad about myself again

Feeling bad oh yeah

Feeling bad about myself again today Oh yeah!

Feeling bad about myself again

First to be the last one picked first

I'm feeling bad today

Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah!