Lately, my insecurity has got me paralyzed

Look in the mirror, It's getting clearer.

I've got those Ed McManoh eyes.

Feelin' humble, just like Barney Rubble

like I'm just a part of someone else's show.

Don't wanna be the guy who has to die,

in the middle of a Star Trek episode.



I don't wanna go on like Frank Stallone...

Don't wanna be second best

I don't wanna be your second best

I don't wanna be your second best



I go to parties, trying to be smart

With praticed lines, I try to show some wit.

No matter how I say it, nobody takes the bait

And I end up in the corner eating chips.

Don't wanna go through life with my rolling 25

Always playing second fiddle to the man

Why can't I be the best? Not like all the rest.

Not the professor, I am Mary Ann.



I don't wanna be like Andrew Wrigley

Don't wanna be second best

I don't wanna be your second best

I don't wanna be your second best

I don't wanna go on like Don Oates

Just second best.



Everytime I turn around, I'm Art Garfunkeled out. 

Don't wanna be Second Best