Oh well, you're not in love with me
I find that quite surprising news
How can you be not in love with me when I got a hundred thousand YouTube views? Oh well, you're not in love with me
I guess it doesn't work that way
If I were to have a hundred thousand more you wouldn't love me anyway
But I won't cry, and I won't sigh, and I won't die, and I won't diss
You know, life is already heard enough just as it is
If you are not in love with me, I'll fuck someone who is

Oh well, you're not in love with me
That fills me with a certain kind of rage
I want to scream: do you fucking know who I am? Take a good look at my Wikipedia page
But I won't weep, and I won't wine, and I won't mock, and I won't miss
I won't specify which part of my body you can kiss
If you are not in love with me I'll fuck someone who is
That is, if I don't scare them off by writing nasty songs like this