We are together, we are a team
Birds of a feather, islands in the stream
And when I wake up, you're always there
If I don't wear my make up you don't care
You met my mom, you met my dad, and everything..
But when I look at you I don't feel a thing
I no longer love you but I don't dare to break up

I no longer love you but I don't wanna wake up alone instead
Who's gonna chase the spiders from under the bed? Who's gonna fix the problems with the internet? I ain't ready for that, by far
Besides - you have a car
We're eating ice creams, we're riding bikes
We went Facebook official, it got a hundred thousands likes
You hung a sign above our bedroom door
It says: 2-gether 4-ever - with a two and with a four
You are a kind man, and a gentle man indeed
But when you talk I wanna punch you till you bleed
I no longer love you but I don't dare to break up
I no longer love you but I don't wanna wake up without anyone
Who's gonna scratch my back when your are gone? Who's gonna put out the trash and mown the lawn? I can't do that to my best intent
Besides - you pay the rent
Besides, I'm thirty, who else is gonna want me? I no longer love you but I don't dare to break up
I no longer love you but I don't wanna wake up all alone
You're my rock and you're my stepping stone
You back me up if I need to get a loan
You're my true love, you're my friend
Besides - I think I'm pregnant.