I'm a dirty old man 

I do what I can 

Tryin' to make a livin' 

I'm a dirty old man 



I like to get hammered 

On Friday night 

Sometimes I can't wait 

So Monday's alright 

It's a battle with the bottle 

I win it alright 

But I lost another round 

In the bar last night 



I'm a dirty old man 

I do what I can 

Tryin' to make a livin' 

I'm a dirty old man 



Yeah I'm gonna get fired 

For drinkin' on the job 

Got caught with the boss' wife 

In the parkin' lot 

I'm gonna get killed 

For doin' this again 

But I just can't help it 

It's under my skin 



I'm a dirty old man 

I do what i can 

Gonna get hammered 

And do it again 



I'm a dirty old man 

I do what I can 

Tryin' to make a livin' 

I'm a dirty old man 



I gotta bag a frozen pees 

I use on my knees 

I injured from beggin 

And tryin' to please 

If you believe that 

I'm losin' my fat 

Got a workout program 

And a new rubber mat 



I'm a dirty old man 

Do what I can 

Tryin' to make a livin' 

I'm a dirty old man 



I'm a dirty old man 



It's a battle with the bottle 

I win it alright 

But I lost another round 

In the bar last night 



I'm a dirty old man