There are so many beautiful Christmas songs around and so few Hanukah songs
So I thought we'd try this one for you

Put on your yamakah
Here comes Hanukah
So much funikah
to celebrate Hanukah here

Hanukah is
the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town
without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me

David Lee Roth
Lights from the Menorah
So do James Cann, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shora
Guess who eats together
at the Carnegi Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na
and Arthur Fonzarelli

Paul Newman is half Jewish
Goldie Hawn is too
Put them both together what a fine looking Jew
You don't have to Deck the Halls with Jingle Bell Rock
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captian Kirk and Mr. Spock
Both Jewish

Put on your yamakah
Here comes Hannukah
Some much funikah to
to celebrate Hanukah

OJ Simpson,
Not a Jew
But guess who is
Hall o' Famer Rod Carew
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish
Not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not but guess who is
All three Stooges

So many Jews are on my list
Tom Cruise isn't
But Jesus Christ is

Put on your yamakah
Here comes Hannukah
So much funikah to
to celebrate Hanukah here

Hanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights

So tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Hanukah
And don't forget harmonica
On this lovely, lovely Hanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
Don't smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannukah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
HANUKAH

Oh yeah
Happy Hanukah you'all