It starts with a kiss, put your lips to this.....

I see those bitches rocking, through the scope of my sniper rifle,

I shoulda brought the Uzi those disel dykes are fucking frightful,

If only they were hot, that shit would be delightful,

Those mud-flaps are terrible, I've got a scalpel

Slice and dice so I can eat it with an apple



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I see her munching on the rug, she'll be eaten steadily

The other bitch will be cumming readily,

I'm a homophobe, pop two shells,

Drop'em like dead meat



I followed these bitches home, all the way from the skydome,

There they were makin' out, here they'll be taken out,

After being eaten out, and beaten out.

Cause I'm a Beat Officer, and I'm on patrol,

Ready to roll, pounding your hole,

Rocking your slot in a preschool parking lot.

Yo, DJ McThuggalot!



[DJ McThuggalot]

-I love these hoesssssssssssssss



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I used to date the blonde one, but I turned her gay,

Now shes eating sushi, muffdiving down on the bay,

Like two lesbos in a closet, they make a liquor cabnet,

I pop out of that shit, stabbin' it, STABBIN' it!

I burn the house down, like a bar-be-que of eaten mound,

It burns to the ground.



Chorus



The desire to kill fulfilled, and I fulfilled those bitches 

After I killed 'em 

Llike a cum dumpster, I pummelled her,

She was foaming at the mouth, and at the lips

So believe me when I say, 'put your lips to this'



Chorus



[DJ McThuggalot]

I love these hoessssssssssssss