1-

I love to climb an apple tree

Though apples green are bad for me

And I' ll be sick as I can be

It' s foolish but it' s fun



2-

When thunderstorms put folks to rout

And no one dares to venture out

That' s when I love to slush about

It' s foolish but it' s fun



3-

If I should ever come to pass

That I inherit wealth

I' ll eat and drink and keep at it 

Until I wreck my health



4-

I'll never see the morning light

I' ll sleep all day and dance all night

And though I know it isn't right

It' s foolish but it' s fun



5-

Lots of people disagree with me

And possibly, I' m wrong

But I gathered my philosophy

From the moods of a silly song

Yes, possibly I' m wrong

Quite probably I' m wrong

But even if I' m wrong



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