Get away from me boy
Don't even want a girl
My libido is low
My libido is low
Don't wanna have sex
Hardly play with myself
My libido is low
My libido is low

Well I guess it happened
Just last week
Got all hepped up on too much speed
And I danced 'til my prostate fell out

I like to lie there
My libido is low
My libido is low
Once a week I look at dirty pictures
I rape myself
My libido is low
My libido is low

I heard this happens to older men
I wish I'd started when I was ten
I might as well just lob it off
And feed it to my dog
Woof woof