Check me out ya know I'm a major world power.
Watch me as I swing my hips around.
Ohh I seem to have bowled you right over (how 'bout that).
Don't you worry ya know it happens all the time.

'Scuse me ya know I speak for the people of the world
We don't really like it when you swing your hips around.
Just can't believe you work in the interest of all the people.
We don't really like it that you have so much fat.

Hey you little South American Spanish-speakin' country
Watch me as I whip some political advisors right on ya,
You'll still have a bit of your own personality left.
Don't you worry you know this kind of thing happens all the time.

'Scuse me 'scuse me but I speak for the people of the world
We don't really like it that you swing your hips around.
Just can't believe you work in the interest of all good people
Don't really like it that you have that excess fat.