Hey! The Christmas curtain falls on lawbreakers 
That pave the way for thoughtless folks like me and j who'd pay, 
But cant afford the finer things in life so we heist them all.. 
We're criminals that never break the law! 
So, to all you frowns go down to town square and 
Get some action, from the xmas girl that lives inside your womb. 
She's always there I think that im certain, 
You pay to get behind her Christmas curtain.
You're the criminal that never breaks the law!