Sunday lunch at the Windsor's
Stealing all of the family silver
We're gonna melt it all down, there's a new king in 
town
He's got the cut and the rub, yeah
The chances are that you'll never see his face
He will brighten your day, you got the methods to pay

Well the sky opened up, and the weather fell out
On our town we all drowned from love in the clouds
And the one and only his effectionate majesty
Made a decree, go to work on an e, he said
I'm the king of Kissingdom
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had
I'm the king of Kissingdom
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had

Oh, Kissingdom filled the windscreen
God was feeding us to the palace gates
Tripping over our smile we stood and rang on the bell
We all got drunk on his favour
But only sober enough to want it more

And the one and only his effectionate majesty
Made a decree, go to work on an e, he said
I'm the king of Kissingdom
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had
I'm the king of Kissingdom
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had
I'm the king of Kissingdom
(The king of Kissingdom)
I'm the king, I'm the king
I'm the king of Kissingdom
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had

In there all the kings whores and all the kings hitmen
Over there all the kings in-laws, they're inbred and in 
their year, ooh

You could never say no no no no no no
You could never say no no no no no no no no, oooh
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had
I'm the king of Kissingdom
I'm the king of all the dreams that you never had