(feat. Matt Hensley of Flogging Molly)
[Originally by Dead Milkmen]



One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead 

I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead 

Punk rock girl please look at me 

Punk rock girl what do you see? 

Let's travel round the world 

Just you and me punk rock girl 



I tapped her on the shoulder 

And said do you have a beau? 

She looked at me and smiled 

And said she did not know 

Punk rock girl give me a chance 

Punk rock girl let's go slamdance 

We'll dress like Minnie Pearl 

Just you and me punk rock girl 



We went to the Phillie Pizza Company 

And ordered some hot tea 

The waitress said "Well no We only have it iced" 

So we jumped up on the table And shouted "anarchy" 

And someone played a Beach Boys song On the jukebox 

It was "California Dreamin'" 

So we started screamin' 

"On such a winter's day" 



She took me to her parents For a Sunday meal 

Her father took one look at me 

And he began to squeal 

Punk rock girl it makes no sense 

Punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President 

Rich as the Duke of Earl 

Yeah you're for me punk rock girl 



We went to a shopping mall 

And laughed at all the shoppers 

And security guards trailed us To a record shop 

We asked for Mojo Nixon They said "He don't work here" 

We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon 

Then your store could use some fixin'" 



We got into a car 

Away we started rollin' 

I said "How much you pay for this?" 

She said "Nothing man, it's stolen" 

Punk rock girl you look so wild 

Punk rock girl let's have a child 

We'll name her Minnie Pearl 

Just you and me Eating fudge banana swirl 

Just you and me We'll travel round the world 

Just you and me punk rock girl