I had a bad day so I said to myself

I wanna have fun, gunna raise some hell

Gunna show this world my time has come

Gunna go and blow up everyone

So I went to the store and bought me some gas

Poured it into my old man's flask

Called all my friends to join along

And now....

I wanna throw a bomb

Gunna throw a bomb tonight


Second day was as bad as the first

I thought it'd get better, it only got worse

Had a flat tire, was late to work

Then I got fired cause me boss, he's a jerk!

So I called up my girl

she gave me the boot

I ain't got no money

or a bite of food

Can't take no more

Gunna blow up the town

Yeah I.....

I wanna throw a bomb


Militia, Freemen, IRA

Feminists, Panthers, Radical gays

Zapitistas down by Mexico way

Right to lifers have your say

Shiites, contras, break away

Anarchist punks in the USA

Once you start you're here to stay

So come on everybody, Lets bomb today


(Mustard Plug does not endorse the use of explosives...

in the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a joke son")