I take myself to thise North African sands
Find a trenchcoat and a cigarette
Find the man that nobody forgets
When this world gets too confused
I say, What would Humphrey Bogart do?
With Louis the Frenchman standing near
Looks like they're seein' it all to clear

What would Humphrey Bogart do?
What would Humphrey Bogart do?
Ask Louis the Frenchman, ask him too
What would Bogey do?

Humphrey don't like people keepin' you down
Talkin' big and kickin' you 'round
Might lose the girl but he wins the heart
Seems to know from the very start
Yes, I go down to those North African sands
Down to the Cafe American
When there's nothing but questions and I'm all confused
I say
What would Humphery Bogart do?
What would Humphery Bogart do?
Ask Louis the Frenchman, ask him too
What would Bogey do