Into the woods with a pack and a blade

A cigar box medkit, retractable spade

Flint and steel

Pine needle bed

There ain't nothig like the woods

To clear your head



I got a real nice piece

With a handle of bone

A good friend to have

When you're out on you're own

But you don't miss twice...

When you're shavin' with a knife



Coarse grain sandpaper on my face

Felt my neck and reached for my blade

Thought I'd try my hand at the barber's trade

When you've got a knife, you've got it made



Bathing in the river, it ain't half bad

Ya get a cool drink while you're takin' a bath

Stick your blade in the water and there's you lather, yeah

But you don't miss twice...

When you're shavin' with a knife



Stubble's comin' in strong

Scratch your soft skin raw

Like a mean mutt

With a razor maw

Swipe along my neck

And against my jaw, mmm hmm



Blood's just blood

No need to fuss

Or get your shorts in a bunch

And cuss and cuss

Still you don't miss twice...

When you're shavin' with a knife

But you don't miss twice...

When you're shavin' 

When you're shavin' 

When you're shavin' with a knife