I'm on the freeway headin' down
Traffic's so fucked it really freaks me out
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Really freaks me out
Got no AC, got no radio
The map sits next to me and shows me where to go
I'm the best parts driver in town
57 South, 57 south, south, south
Forever more, forever more, forever more

I got a thermostat and a big fat gasket-o
I threw it all in my plastic basket-o
So get outta my way
Outta my way

(Chorus