It will be... Spectacular, spectacular!

No words of the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment



Returns are fixed at ten percent

You must agree, that's excellent

And on top of your fee

You'll be involved artistically



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting 

It will for fifty years



Elephants

Bohemians

Indians

And courtesans

Acrobats

And juggling bears

Excotic girls

Fire eaters!



Muscle men and contortionists

Intrique danger and romance

Electric lights

Machinery

Oh the electricity!



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



Spectacular, Spectacular

No words of the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment



The hills are alive

With the sound of music



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



The courtesan and sitar man

Are pulled apart by an evil plan

But in the end she hears his song

And their love is just too strong

It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



The sitar player's secret song

Helps them flee the evil one

Though the tyrant rants and rails

It is all to no avail



I am the evil maharajah

You will not escape!



Oh Harold, no one could play him like you could.



No one's going to.



So exciting

We'll make them laugh, we'll make them cry

So delighting



And in the end should someone die?



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



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