Foolish bride call me up, beg to scratch her itch

Rich old man got the needle, slipped and dropped a stitch

Name the time, name the price leave you door unlocked

I'll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shock



Sumthin' for Nuthin'



Gigolo sounds so cold, call me teacher's pest

Twice a day, double pay, at my trade I'm the best

Never late, watch her watch seconds on the clock

Overtime, break my back, slip and fall in the crack



Sumthin' for Nuthin'

Well in and out, it's never free

Sumthin' for Nuthin'

Leave the money where it's easy to see



She plays the role of a roving matriarch

Diamond rings, fancy things, Dubonnet on the rocks

For a treat gave it free--happy 63

Crazy days, easy money--I was just 16

Easy money for such a good deed



Sumthin' for Nuthin'

Ya, in and out is never free

Sumthin' for Nuthin'

Satisfaction guaranteed

Sumthin' for Nuthin'

Target practice in the dark

Sumthin' for Nuthin'

I'm a crack shot on the mark



And I love my work