Did you ever seem to have one of those days
 When everyone seemed to be on your case
 From your teacher all the waydown to your best girlfriend
 Well  that used to happen to me all the time
 But I found a way to get out of it

 Sittin' in the classroom thinkin' it's a drag
 Listening to the teacher rap  just ain't my bag
 When two bells ring you know it's my cue
 Gonna meet the boys on floor number 2

 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
 Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

 Checkin' out the halls makin' sure the coast is clear
 Lookin' in the stalls--nah, there ain't nobody here
 My buddies Sixx, Mick & Tom
 To get caught would surely be the death of us all

 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
 Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

 Put me to work in the school bookstore
 Check-out counter, and I got bored
 Teacher was lookin' for me all around
 Two hours later you know where I was found

 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
 Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Teacher don't you fill me up with your rules
 Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school

 One more time

 Smokin' in the boys room
 Smokin' in the boys room
 Teacher I ain't foolin' around with your rules
 Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school