Top hat to match
 Dressed in black on black
 She's got a Philipino girlie
 She claims is her friend
 I tell you boys  you just gotta laugh
 Now I used to call her Cindy
 She changed her name to "Sin"
 I guess that's the name of her game
 I really used to love her
 Then in a minute she discovered
 It's got to be a sexual thing

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 All around the world
 Girls will be girls

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 It's the same ol', same ol' situation
 It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain

 I say no, no, no
 No, no, no

 Introduced me to her lover
 In a cellophane dress
 Then they bid me a sweet farewell
 Last time I saw them
 They were kissing so softly
 To the sound of wedding bells

 Well,
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 No, no, no
 No, no, no

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 You know we just gotta say

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