Hey hey little girls and boys
What's on your list for this year?
Teddy bears and lots of gifts
Well too fucking bad you greedy little bitch!
Your getting razorblades
Stalking of hand grenades
And in your sleep tonight
I'm gonna come on your face

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
The milk was sour and the cookies sucked
So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line

(Later we'll have some Fuckin pie, and we'll do some caroling)

Put that cookie down motherfucker.

Santa's pissed and he's comin to town
He's takin names and he's throwin down.

5 - severed heads in a box
4 - bitches on his cock
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - gun

Broken candycanes
Stalking of coal and bad grades
You better watch out

(Bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' ass)

Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
The milk was sour and the cookies sucked
So thanks for nothing, you fucking cunt
Your not getting anything for christmas you fucking whore
Santa's pissed and he's takin names, and your first in line