Learn to love me 

Assemble the ways 

Now, today, tomorrow and always 

My only weakness is a list of crime 

My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mind



Oh, shoplifters of the world 

Unite and take over 

Shoplifters of the world 

Hand it over 

Hand it over 

Hand it over 



Learn to love me 

And assemble the ways 

Now, today, tomorrow, and always 

My only weakness is a listed crime 

But last night the plans of a future war 

Was all I saw on Channel Four 



Shoplifters of the world 

Unite and take over 

Shoplifters of the world 

Hand it over 

Hand it over 

Hand it over 



A heartless hand on my shoulder 

A push - and it's over 

Alabaster crashes down 

(Six months is a long time) 

Tried living in the real world 

Instead of a shell 

But before I began ... 

I was bored before I even began 



Shoplifters of the world 

Unite and take over 

Shoplifters of the world 

Unite and take over 

Shoplifters of the world 

Unite and take over 

Shoplifters of the world 

Take over