I bought a Harvard sweatshirt off the Goodwill rack
Makes some people wonder if I'm smart like that
And that guitar laying on the chair is worn out like my boots
Makes it look like I can play it better than I do

But nobody buys it when we walk in
They say, "There ain't no way that she's with him"
In a world where nothing is what it seems
Ain't no one more surprised than me

It's funny how some strangers like to size me up
And this attitude it makes me street and this accent makes me dumb
I can tell 'em I've got pirate blood or ancient royalty
There's no end to the lies that I could get 'em to believe

But nobody buys it when we walk in
They say, "There ain't no way that she's with him"
In a world where nothing is what it seems
Ain't no one more surprised than me

Must of done something right, something right
In another life

'Cause nobody buys it when we walk in
They say, "There ain't no way that she could be with him"
In a world where nothing is what it seems
Ain't no one more surprised than me
Aw, ain't no one more surprised than me