(feat. Slick Rick)



[Scratching] "Should I do it"

"Super fat" "Out of Control"

"Treat the girl like a punk" "It gets done"

"Make your blood stop flowing"

"Treat the girl like a punk" "Take the life of anybody"

"It gets done"

"Should I do it"

"Super fat" "Out of Control" "Should I do it"



[Morcheeba]

What a supriser

Open your eyes up

Woman advisor



[Verse One: Slick Rick]

The name of this entertainment is 'Women Lose Weight'

Our first years of marriage, everything was just great

But after two kids and the weight gain factors

Fact is, now she's completely unattractive

Look fat chicks, I don't mean to sound rude

I tell them nice, hit the gym and don't eat so much food

But noooo, "You're shallow, you need to run the course of

unconditional love and so forth"

But how, if desire's not there, that's just delayment

Divorces, child support, alimony payments

My own happiness I doubt discouraged

So hurry for an easier way out this marriage

Meanwhile my secretary June, well-groomed

"When you gonna leave your wife?"

I tell her, "Soon mami soon, I assume"

but my destiny is blue

Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to kill her



"It gets done" "Treat the girl like a punk" 

I'm gonna have to kill her "Tell the truth" "Take the life of anybody"

(Send that ass right to the morgue miss) Kill her "It gets done" 

"Make your blood stop flowing"

I'm gonna have to kill her "Out of control"

(Send that ass right to the morgue miss)



[Verse Two: Slick Rick]

My plan against or shenanigans kinda ran thin

Knowing nothing 'bout poisening and I can't swim

Bad intentions pumping, might as well become numb

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong

But the catch is, do I have the nerve to dispatch this

Who could I get to help me murder this fat chick

Guess I'll have to play a dude robbin' on Wednesday

the day she usually goes food shopping

Anyway, long story short, hit the side of her Chrysler

Sent it clean over the divider

"You bastard!" she said as the wreck, went tumbling down the hill

I thought she has to be dead

Later on, get a call from the lieutenant O'Rourke

Had me leapin' like a frog, "We need you at the morgue"

So I selfishly persue, boo hoo there was nothing else for me to do

I had to kill her



"It gets done" "Treat the girl like a punk" 

Come on y'all, you know I had to kill her "Tell the truth" "Take the life of anybody"

(Send that ass right to the morgue miss) Killed her "It gets done" 

"Make your blood stop flowing"

I had to kill her  "Out of control"

(Send that ass right to the morgue miss)



[Rick:] So you mean to tell me officer you have no clue who did this

"Tell the truth"

[Officer:] No sir, we don't have no clue right now

[Rick:] This is terrible, what am I gonna tell the kids

[Officer:] Pull yourself together sir

[Rick:] I'm just so broken up inside I can't believe this

[Officer:] I understand, I understand

"Tell the truth"

[Rick:] Catch the person who did this

[Officer:] We're gonna try sir

[Rick:] Please 

"Take the life of anyb..."



[Verse Three: Slick Rick]

Screaming who done took my heart

Acting shooken up a lot, at the funeral

Though everyone was lookin' at me hard, like I did it

Like I was the reason my mate slain

Murmering "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"

While my secretary, sort of a sexy blonde, can't cook

All she does is order from restaurants

All of the sex he wants, I doubt could address

clothes not washed proper and house look a mess

And talkin' to detectives who were waiting outside

How I took a long lunch break, day the wife died

I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal

They indicted me, gave me an impossible bail

Good fortune to anybody admiring the rawtent

Moral of the story is, desire is important

So watch your weight, it will keep your mate smitten, it's a given

Though looking back I realise I didn't have to kill her



"It gets done" "Treat the girl like a punk" 

I didn't have to kill her "Tell the truth" "Take the life of anybody"

(Send that ass right to the morgue miss) Killed her "It gets done" 

"Make your blood stop flowing"

I didn't have to kill her "Out of control"

(Send that ass right to the morgue miss)



[Outro: Slick Rick]

Well there you have it

Keep in trim, keep your marriages healthy, y'know whuhmean

Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler 

"Treat the girl like a punk"

"Take the life of any.." "..g-g-girl like a punk"

"Take the life of any.." "..girl"

"Take the life of any.." "..girl"

"Take the life of any.." "..girl"

Peace "Take the life of any.." "..g-g-girl like a punk