with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high
theres fools and idiots sitting on the train
Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're always friendly, and ready to please

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
There's 900 million of them in the world today
You better learn to like them thats what I say

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
They come from a long way overseas
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please

I like Chineese food
The waiters are never rude
Think of the many things they've done to impress
There's Maoism, Dowism, Eching and chess

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
I like their tiny little treats
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze

I like Chineese thoughts
The wisdom that Confucious taught
If Darwin has anything to shout about
The Chineese were survivors, without any doubt

So, I like Chineese
I like Chineese
They only come up to your knees
Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please

--All together now--

While I jump around
While I jump around
While I jump around
{unknown Chineese?}

I like Chineese
I like Chineese
Their food is gaurenteed to please
{again! Unknown Chineese}
I like Chineese
I like Chineese
I like their tiny little treats
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze
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