La... l, la la la
Lo li la, t, tra la la
(Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn)

Pass me the turkey and the gator tail
Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell
It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state
Dallas just fumble that forward pass
Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass
It and happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face
It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state

Who's that knocking on our front door
Daddy's cussed out that lady next door
''cause she parked her cadilac in our damn front yard
How you feelin' grandpa
Honey, I'm tired
Where'd they operate on you this time grandpa?
They operated on my ass now pass the coleslaw
Daddy how's your butt?
Well, honey it's just fine (hiccup)

Pass me the turkey and the gator tail
Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell
It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state
Dallas just fumble that forward pass
Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my ass
It's a happy thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face
It and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state

Mama burned the stuffing, man, it stank
Daddy went to fill up the propane tank
Uncle Randy didn't show up again
Probably out with his black girlfriend
Last year daddy had us in her home
Then she ran off with our damn neck bone
Daddy how's your butt
Well, honey it's almost done, damn

So, pass the Jack Daniels and a glass of ice
Daddy's gonna get tore back tonight
It's another thanksgiving from the sunshine state
Pass the inter section that referee sucks
Gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my butt
It's another thanksgiving and we're stuffing our face
It's a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state

(Shutup! Turn up the damn game! Sit down!)

Happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state