Of all these people I can't understand Why they're all flying in one direction And if they didn't have a road map They couldn't make a single connection

 

But why, oh, why must it be I'm the only fish on the sea?

 

If I had a boat I'd sail the ocean With nothing on but shades and suntan lotion And if the man came to bust me I would have to keep me free

 

But, pretty boys just leave a stench Wish I could SUCK LIKE MONKEY WRENCH*

 

I will take every last thing with a smile on my face I would take every little thing like I owned the whole damn place I just ain't got the time to get on my own case What's the difference anyway? I'm just joining in the race

 

But why, oh, why must I run? What on Earth have I become?

 

My friends have been telling me and I definitely do agree My doctor** says I'm oral/anal** All my favorite symbols are wiped off the wall I'll smartin' up and stop trying to please you all

 

But why, oh, why must it be I'm the only fish on the sea?

 

Of all these people I can't understand Why they're all flying in one direction And if they didn't have a road map They couldn't make a single connection

 

But why, oh, why must I run What on Earth have I become?