Chorus (2x): Time Ed, Time Ed, Time Ed Whoa-Oh-Oh Time Ed, Time Ed

 

Snack Time Ed, you're looking rather round C'mon Ed have an ??? Butter and cream cheese it was your favorite spread The monkey drops his ball and drills them to your head

 

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Snack Time Ed, you're looking rather gone But all those ladies, she don't ??? Cause you're teething and chewing on your toes ??? the loony toons, sit down while we're old

 

You were the skunky pig inflator ('Flator, 'Flator) Spilling rain from the elevator ('Vator) Born a monkey from the sky (Monkey, Monkey) Hey, hey Miss American Pie

 

Snack Time Ed, you're feeling timid as wine For this is a man, is he your partner in crime? One day your spirit...Timmy never was the same Eleven monkeys began drilling in his brain

 

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Snack Time Ed, is better where it ends along This is a man, he's long dead and gone Between the fingers and the cracks on the toes The monkey breathes as the ??? burns his nose

 

You were the skunky pig inflator ('Flator, 'Flator) Spilling rain from the elevator ('Vator) Born a monkey from the sky (Monkey, Monkey) Hey, hey Miss American Pie