Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone.
A smile like yours should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun.
And there's a lot of other things about you that I like,
The only thing that's lacking a 1000cc bike.

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp.
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one.

Your arse is tight,
And moves alright,
Your eyes are big and blue.
And if I was a homely girl I'd like to marry you.
But I'm naughty, sweet and haughty,
Forward with it too.
So come and visit,
Then kiss it, like only lovers do!

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp.
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one.

I'm not dumb,
I'm on the run for someone sweet and tasty.
Young men always turn my head,
And can't help acting hasty.
Now it's said, it's straight to bed,
No need to make it harder.
I believe in plenty of nice things to stock my larder.

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp.
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one.

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp.
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one.

I'm a bit weird, you know,
Young men always turn my head.
Come and be my number one!

Smile so sweetly, so completely, dazzle everyone.
A smile like yours should be on show, oh gosh it's such good fun.
And there's a lot of other things about you that I like,
The only thing that's lacking a 1000cc bike.

Don't be stupid, don't be limp,
No girl likes to love a wimp.
Dance and make fun, nicely done
Come and be my number one.