Moulin Rouge" where the ENGINEER is doorman and barker. Other DOORMEN compete
 with him for the attention of crowds of TOURISTS.)

 ENGINEER
 check it out, hey!
 yo! check it out!
 hey, boy! You want to try my girls?
 try my girls, eh? etc...

 DOORMEN
 girls! I got girls!

 DOORMEN
 gorgeous girls!

 DOORMEN
 very nice!

 TOURISTS
 hey, wow! Oh look! We gotta see!

 VENDORS
 bags! Gucci bags!

 VENDORS
 cultured pearls!
 VENDORS
 shrimp and rice!

 TOURISTS
 I'm glad my wife's not here with me!

 ENGINEER
 what a waste!
 to pay for my keep
 I'm rounding up sheep
 to fleece here in Bangkok

 I'm disgraced
 I can't get ahead
 there's nothing as dead
 as peace here in Bangkok

 ten cents an hour, and I stand all day
 I could sell Kim for ten times my pay

 (to some TOURISTS)

 if you're looking for fun
 original sin
 if you want to put out
 then you gotta come in

 (TOURISTS pass. He tries to make them take his leaflets.)

 DOORMEN
 girls! I got girls!

 DOORMEN
 gorgeous girls!

 DOORMEN
 very nice!

 DOORMEN
 girls!

 ENGINEER (to TOURISTS)

 gee, isn't Bangkok really neat?

 DOORMEN
 I got girls!

 ENGINEER
 the things they're selling on the street

 DOORMEN
 girls!

 ENGINEER
 fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy

 DOORMEN
 worth the price

 ENGINEER
 a girl, or if you want a boy

 DOORMEN and the ENGINEER
 come, come to me
 first drink is free

 ENGINEER
 to two Japanese TOURISTS)
 don't be a lump, you can hump
 for a small extra fee

 ENGINEER
 I'm depressed
 for hustling amours
 to Japanese tours
 is no treat in Bangkok

 I'm the best
 but where's a Marine
 with fistfuls of green
 I'd cheat him in Bangkok

 ten cents an hour...

 (The CLUB OWNER, the ENGINEER'S boss, passes.)

 evening, Boss

 ...screw the Siamese
 look how they're ripping off... refugees

 (to another PASSER-BY)

 ENGINEER
 if you're looking for fun
 original sin
 if you want to put out
 then you gotta come in

 DOORMEN
 girls!

 ENGINEER
 hey boys, don't stand around like wimps

 DOORMEN
 I got girls!

 ENGINEER
 watch out, those guys, they're really pimps

 DOORMEN
 girls!

 ENGINEER
 you want some thrills, I'll guarantee some

 DOORMEN
 half the price!

 ENGINEER tonight, a twosome or a threesome

 DOORMEN
 hey, come to me!

 (unfolding folders of photos)

 DOORMEN
 look what you'll see!

 ENGINEER
 hey, that's a joke, mine blow smoke
 for a small extra fee

 VENDORS
 acid, marijuana and hash

 DOORMEN
 we'll get you high in a flash

 TOURISTS
 let's go and see what they mean

 VENDORS
 chicken, lemon grass and bamboo

 TOURISTS
 we want to try something new

 DOORMEN
 come do the ping pong routine!

 ENGINEER
 hey, Joe, try taking a little excursion
 you'll all feel good from a little perversion

 TOURISTS
 oh yeah!

 ENGINEER
 massage requiring total immersion

 TOURISTS
 oh wow!

 ENGINEER
 some strange positions they say are Persian

 TOURISTS
 oh no!

 ENGINEER
 drinks are on me
 first girl is free
 what can I say? You get me
 for a small extra fee!

 VENDORS
 acid, marijuana and hash

 DOORMEN
 we'll get you high in a flash

 TOURISTS
 let's go and see what he means

 VENDORS
 chicken, lemon grass and bamboo

 TOURISTS
 we want to try something new

 DOORMEN
 come do the ping pong routine