I suck... you suck
I suck at Call Of Duty
[YOU SUCK]
[YOU SUCK]
[YOU SUCK]
I try to run and gun yeah, MP5 or UMP
But every corner that I turn, somebody's shankin' me
I switch over to Noob-tube, RPG and Semtex class
But spend most of the game exploding my own stupid ass
They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
[YOU SUCK!]
I suck at Call Of Duty!
[YOU SUCK]
I watch videos by Blame Truth. Thunder, Hutch, 
Seananners too
I get myself all psyched up thinkin' 'I can do that 
too!'
I get online and my excitement turns into dismay
I rage and swear as 10th prestiges kick my ass all day

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
[YOU SUCK!]
I suck at Call Of Duty!
Even when I think I'm in the zone
Still get sniped on Overgrown
No Scope, Quick-Scope - not a clue
Dyin's all I ever do, yeah
I certainly ain't Grizz
I try camping in a corner with a claymore and my 
rangers
But my hands start shakin' and my brain starts achin' 
at the very first sign of danger
I can Noob-Tube, tac-knife, M16-Red-Dot it's all the 
same
I'll still go minus 50 kills in every freakin game!

They tell me I'm as useless as a stripper with no booty
My friend I'm inclined to agree 'cos I suck
[YOU SUCK!]
I suck at Call Of Duty!
[There's no hope for me]
I suck at Call Of Duty!
[Can't even get a UAV]