Now don't even get me started on Monday
 And Tuesday, that went straight to my head
 Wednesday. Really? Oh go fuck yourself
 And Thursday I'll be in bed
 
Because Friday here I come
 Always your most loyal son
 And I've got vengeance written in my eyes
 So fill me up, hey where's the wine?
 Yo pass the pipe, I need a light
 
Because I'm a weekend warrior
 I'm a weekend warrior
 
Now Friday night was no surprise
 And I hit Saturday in perfect stride
 Then Sunday comes with no regrets
 It's time to dry out
 Oh you wanna bet?
 The weekend isn't over yet
 
Because I'm a weekend warrior
 I'm a weekend warrior
I know you hate to love to see me this way
 you wanna be there when I need to be saved
 but when tomorrow turns out just like today
 You'll wish you never let me out of my cage
 
Oh bitch you're gonna fucking pay
 
Monday?
 Oh God not again
 You said you'd always be my friend
 But I'm left standing here all by myself
 So take me now if you wanna help
 
Because they've got hatred written in their eyes
 And you know that really comes to my surprise
 Ah fuck it because in five days I'm gonna
 settle the score
 Just fill me up the give me more
 Give me more
 
Because I'm a weekend warrior
 I'm a weekend warrior