I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date

I was late, college out of state
Okay, that's nice, but I'm not about material things
Woman man, and drunk and stuff, god damn
What's the plan
Coffee, jam, movies, sleep

I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date

To a party, 10 o'clock, I'm spent
I must be getting old, 'cause I'm feeling like my parents
I had a dream, I was home, deep sleep
Have a bump of this,
Dude, the party's just beginning

I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on...

Disrobe, you're take off your clothes
I don't wanna fuck you, I wanna be comatose
So sorry, I can't fulfill your needs
The only words I speak are Z-Z-Z-Z-Zs

I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date
I fell asleep on our first date