Yeah, screw your diet man

Oh, eat up while you can

Your carbohydrate plan

Is just a Subway scam



Atkins was a giant man

How can you trust him with your food?

Atkins was a giant man

Do you want to be giant, too?



Let's cash in on what they eat

Food's the one thing that they need

They lied about how you feed

I hope your stomach bleeds



Atkins was obese, so true

The next to be obese is you

He died from slipping on some ice

A heart attack will end your life