Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjobHave a cup of 
tea...have a cup of tea
Iím the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision
Iím a cockney geezer...alright speed, bleed ya
Iíll do the ripper, when he watches you nip her
I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Cor me shivers with your melons...oh yeah
Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yella ëuns
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us weíll cut ya
And you ainít gonna like that...
Iím bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a bellow, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ainít gonna like that.