Barista...

Well she's pierced up
But she works for tips
She got the carpal tunnel
From the extra whip

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She knows the hours of the store
With the vintage clothes
But she can't remember
How your order goes

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Can barely make a mocha
But she knows her lattes
She's on the phone with her man
All damn day

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If your shift (?) her's
Then you just can't win
She's showin' up late and
Hungover again

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She says she's gonna move
Can't take it anymore
And the Academy of Art
Didn't like her test scores

And on top of all that
She had a fight with her Mom
And she really needs to hear
That one Outkast song

So I dropped out of pottery class. The teacher was a total. BITCH. I mean I don't even know why I bothered. It's- excuse me, what did you order again?

She claims she was the life
Of the party last night
But it seems she don't remember
The tears or the fight

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She rides a bike to work
Like the rest of them
Since she burned up the clutch
In her Dad's BM

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She party all night and she
Sleep all day
Says movin' to Europe is the
Only way

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All the men in her life
get played like chumps
'cause she cheats on her boyfriend
Every six months

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She hates your hair
She hates your clothes
She hates your shoes
She's indisposed

How dare you try
To buy a drink
She's off on break
Smokes the cloves that stink

Isn't it the cutest tattoo you've ever seen? I know. I especially like the way he drew the eyepatch. I have the toughest dolphin. No, we don't have scones.

All this pressure
Her mind's adrift
I'd like to see you try
to work a four hour shift

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She laughs at the thought
of Sunday night
She's in The Mission on Tuesdays
to party right

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Claims to be a non-conformist
So anything goes
She's got a ring on her lip
And more on her toes

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She'd pour your cup of coffee
But she had to take a call
School starts in three weeks
So she doesn't care at all

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So I'm not talking to David EVER again. I can't believe he told Cheyna that we hooked up. It's like, I they're married and all, but it's really none of her business. It's like, gimme a break. My life is so hard...