Mr Applegate's has got a serious problem.
Mr Applegate is on his way out.
Mr Applegate don't know how to solve out.
Mr Applegate is a victim of his doubt.

Hasn't got heaven clearance,
Didn't pay his fire insurance.

Oh Mr Applegate why did you leave so late,
Oh Mr Applegate was it the apple that you ate.

Mr Applegate never got married,
To be alone was the road he chose.
And bitterness was his only companion.
Did he know love?
I guess nobody knows.

Hasn't got heaven clearance,
Didn't pay his fire insurance.

Oh Mr Applegate why did you leave so late,
Oh Mr Applegate was it the apple that you ate.

Mr Applegate didn't like dance or sing.
Thought Church was about
putting money in the offering.
Well it seems it's come to haunt him,
As he breathes his last breath.
There's no sign of happy life,
as his body lay to rest.

Oh Mr Applegate why did you leave so late,
Oh Mr Applegate was it the apple that you ate.
Oh Mr Applegate why I leave it too late.