[VERSE 1] 

Do you wanna get loose and talk freaky and graphic 

Top down, bass hittin when you're sittin in traffic? 

Yeah, that beat got a brother fired up 

Suckers lookin at the rubber when the Vogue tire cut 

Dudes jock worse than they broads do 

If the punk had a gun he'd be servin the crew 

But I ain't the one to take advantage of another man 

I'll give her the game, toss his hoe, then I'll shake his hand 

Because a brother like me is a potential threat 

Book knowledge and street knowledge makes them sweat 

When you put em both together it's a combination 

Of an educated thug that can run a nation 

All my friends in schools ain't bookworms 

The librarian's a freak, so we took turns 

Ain't no shame in a player like myself 

I get ya on the table, if I can't upon the shelf 

Sex in bed is an old tradition 

I like it at the beach, on the couch and in the kitchen 

Man, I'm not comin up short when it's about to jump 

I'ma do it till it hurts, but now I'm goin hump 



[Beastie Boys] (What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hump) 

(Get up) 

(What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hump) 

(Get up) 



[VERSE 2] 

I've been checkin out your gameplan 

You're straight lackin in mackin 

Drivin hoes around town like a chauffeur, gopher 

Yeah, your nickname is Gopher cause you 'go-for' all the bullshit 

You go for gettin used and go for gettin pimped 

Punk marks like you campaign on the coochie 

Told him that his girlfriend gave head, he said: "Do she?" 

Five minute man, four minutes for foreplay 

That means you're only up in it for a minute 

A brother like me is a Duracell 

I guarantee she get a nut and make sure it's swell 

Oh, you make love to her so cute and nice 

That's why you tossed her once and I can toss her twice 

Or three or four or five times 

But she still rocked my ( ? ) on my sidelines 

Romancer, cute Casanova 

She's always layin on her back with you, so I bend her over 

I got cockshots and videotapes of her 

But I won't show nobody cause I know you love her 

Take her out to dinner, to the movies and take her home 

So when I get there all I gotta do is bone 

You're a push-beater and a pussy eater 

I'm not tryin to say it's bad but I just geed her 

Had you thinkin she was wet cause she busted a nut 

But that was MY nut, now you're lickin her guts 

Baby, tell me your sexual fantasy 

I wanna make love in the bed or with the canape 

Dreams come true when you're messin with the sandman 

You know the bone'll make a nut if the hand can't 

We get freaky, but with you she acts like a queen 

Got you bustin nuts in your jeans 

Sittin with a hard dick sayin nothin 

But only if you knew, partner, your girlfriend been humpin 



[Beastie Boys] (What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hump) (Humpin) (Humpin) 

(What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hump) 

(Get up) 

(Where is all the humpin people at?) 

(Where is all the humpin people at? 

Where ya at? 

Say it loud) 



[VERSE 3] 

I was drivin down the street, man, slammin the beat 

Then I smelled something strong: two freaks in heat 

So I bent a hard left and made a u-turn 

Hm, one had braids and the other one a cool perm 

Faces proper, the chest and the booties swollen 

Got at em, now we're three deep in the front seat rollin 

Two broads and one dude will attract heat 

I put the top up and headed for the backstreets 

I got at both of em and had em interested 

They said it's been a while since they been intimate 

I didn't favor either one, I let them choose 

Got em both juiced up so I can't lose 

One was all on my zipper, I was gettin horny 

They said that if I wanted they would cook dinner for me 

So I mobbed to the condo very quickly 

Packed a gat in case these hoes trick me 

So I started touchin on em and playin with em 

They started grabbin and laughin and givin rhythm 

The freakin was on until dinner time 

I was eatin and thinkin of a strategy of gettin mines 

I said damn, they were already finished eatin 

Went to the room so I followed them and started freakin 

One undressed me on the bed to my buck skin 

One got undressed while the other had sucked me in 

I can't let her turn me out and toss a brother up 

I switch it up and keep her workin for another nut 

Put on the body armor, by now I'm ready for the war 

I got one at the front and at the back door 

You know the first nut shoots in no time 

I ain't sweatin cause the second one is showtime 

It started seeming like a bad dream 

Cause these two thick freaks had me beat on the tag team 

But I was tossin em, flippin em, grindin em, pumpin em 

They'll remember Mhisani, man, cause I was humpin em 



[Beastie Boys] (What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin) 

(What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hump) 

(Get up) 

(What time is it?) 

It's time to hump 

(Hu-) (Humpin) (Humpin) 

(What time is it?) 

It's time to hump