How's that since last September
How's that, do you remember
Had enough of Emerson, Lake and Palmer
A punk rocker you are

Haw's that, you could all go so far
With Mark Perry and a second-hand guitar
Listen very carefully, I'm only gonna say this once
You know what I mean?

Crash bang, wanna be a punk rocker
Crash bang, wanna be a punk rocker
Crash bang, wanna be a superstar
You know who you are

How's that, you play the ol' George Cannin'
With lots of energy and very little plannin'
It's gotta be better than working for the rat race
We may be crap, but at least it's our own