Dedicate my life to making jelly molds
 Learn to cook and learn to sew
 I'm a Happy Homemaker

 Why have I been pushing so hard
 when I could be out in the backyard
 Letting down my hair
 letting down my guard
 I'm a Happy Homemaker

 Barefoot and pregnant
 never looked so good
 We're all dying to take our shoes off
 Never what we want
 it's always what we should
 Ahhh, I'm a Happy Homemaker

 Maybe it'll be different this time ?round
 We'll put to use the wisdom
 I hope we've found
 Like to lose the crap
 without losing ground
 I'm a Happy Homemaker

 Barefoot and pregnant
 never looked so good
 We're all dying to take our shoes off
 Gone so far the other way
 We're scared to be our mothers
 and we're scared of going soft

 Barefoot and pregnant
 never looked so good
 We're all dying to take our shoes off
 Never what we want
 it's always what we should
 Ahhh, I'm a Happy Homemaker