They shouldn't be driving day or night

They can't think left, they can only think right

The sun reflects off their bald head

Like Ian Stuart they're going to wind up dead

Nazis... shouldn't drive (their cars)



They should've paid attention in driver's ed

Instead of hating foreigners, queers and reds

Keep your eyes on the highway you loser thug

Now you're squished on the highway like a bug



Ian, Ian, King of the Pit, no friend to you or me

Aaaaaaaaaaah! Watch out for that tree!