You have been so good to me always
But it's a dirty world out there
The whole world knows it's so out there
But do I really have to let you down?

Golden rings on his fingers
And golden bells in his hand

This Nelson Rockefeller
Is all to be a never were
Do I detest him?
Yes of course I do

He not tunes he's not much fun
But look at all the things he's done
Brand new clothes everywhere

You've always been so good to me
Staying right by my side

He strokes my hair
He pats my seat
He pets my Johnson when he leaves

This Nelson Rockefeller
Is all to be a never were
Do I detest him?
Yes of course I do

He works for the stock exchange
He's everything that we hate
But do I really have to let you down?

He strokes my hair
He pats my seat
He pets my Johnson when he leaves

This Nelson Rockefeller
Is all to be a never were
Do I detest him?
Yes I do

You've always been so good to me
Staying right by my side