Hello my name is fern,
And i just moved out west,
Why i left my home town,
Is anybody's guess,
Finding jobs today,
In romania is tough,
I been unemployed for months,
So i said that's enought,
So i packed my bags and moved to the US,
Though i still can't seem to find financial sucess,
I guess today is hard to,
Be an honest vampire,
But it still upsets me when,
People light me on fire!

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart,
But i don't think i could stand the pain, YEAH
Living in america ch-changes who i am,
So take me back to transylvania,

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart,
But i don't think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am,
So take me back to transylvania,

Ooo yes transylvania x4
I applied for a job as a company stock broker
But I quit after a week it was so mediocre
I tried out for this film written by bram stoker
But the casting person laughed coz she was said a joker
So now I sit at home and play computer poker
And i stair up at the ceiling with is the colour oaker
I'm a spiritual choker what I need now is a depression revoker

I guess I should go and lay in some mud as i enjoy a tall glass of type o blood
And think about the currant state of this nation and full of double standard and ceaseless discrimination
Why can't we all exist like human yings and yang's and don't be mean to people just because they have fangs

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart,
But i don't think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am,
So take me back to transylvania,

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart,
But i don't think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am,
So take me back to transylvania,

Ooo yes transylvania x4

Talking

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart,
But i don't think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am,
So take me back to transylvania,

You may as well's drive a steak through my heart,
But i don't think i could stand the pain, YEA
Living in america ch-changes who i am,
So take me back to transylvania,

Ooo yes transylvania x4