MC Lars
MC Lars - Internet Relationships songtekst
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internet relationships are not real you'll heart people steal but identites conseal.. so heres a tale of warning for girls and boys.. Laptop Computers can be dangerous toys.. Darl: In the chat room i inspect whos here tonight ASL check! Carol: im a 20/f from the UK send me an IM and ill make ya day! Darl: im 22 and my name is darl! Carol: nice to meet you darl my name is carol! Darl: what do you like Carol? Carol: i like to go to shows i collect comic books and vintage clothes what do you like? Darl: i like to skate i play rock guitar but im not that great.. i live in San Fransisco and hang out on the Heyte! Carol: do you like the golden gate?? Darl: i did when i was eight! Carol: maybee i should come and visit! Darl: really u should wait! see im really 47 i have kids and a wife i weigh 300 pounds and i hate my life! Carol: ARE YOU SERIOUS! Darl: Yes! Carol: well ive got a secret to! im not 20 im really 32... i only have 1 leg and i like to sniff glue... Darl: YOU LIED TO ME CAROL! Carol: well you lied to me too! its not normal to have a internet girlfriend... online relationships are just PRETEND! un-plug your heart upgrade your system.. Get get off the internet! Bob went on myspace for hours a day... talking to girls from Moscow to LA but people can suprise you from behind the screen listen to this verse and you'll see what i mean.. Suzie: Hi im suzie i like your profile i checked out your pics and i like your style! Bob: sounds good suzie ill be your friend we can write eachother AGEN AND AGEN! Suzie: Comment on my pics and post on my page join my groups and GUESS MY AGE! Bob: you must be 18 how could u not you cant be in High school your JUST TO HOT! Suzie: let me send you pics for your personal collection i hope they inspire you and give you a smile! Suzie sent (&(7 pics that were borderline obsine cops showed up at his door she wos only 16... [Corus] if you dont belive us heres a final story about a guy name Marcus and his online girlfriend Lorie behind the moniter truth is in from your eyes marcus didn't know it but he was in for a suprise! Marcus: weve been dating for a while but lets cut to the chase i dont kno wot u look lyk and i wnna see your face Lorie: But what does it matter you kno who i am inside! Marcus: but if your not a woman then this whole time you lied! Lorie: you got me there but im not really a female but a guy hu pretends to be a girl for email! SO THIS IS WHY ITS BAD TO MEET WOMEN ONLINE BEING BEHIND THE SCREEN IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME!! Cheeeck! Online Relationships Internet Girlll .. Online Relationships.. FRESH! Its not normal to have a internet girlfriend [ITS NOT NORMAL] Online relationships are just pretend ect.. Produced By Danni Babes